MAXIMVS! was:
me, Dave Rhoden, on drums. I forgot my Roman name....Trey, help me out?
Trey Ledford, or CLAVDIVS, on guitar
Jeff Pounds, or AVGVSTVS, also on guitar.

Three lefties in one band.
Jeff started it when he found out about a toga party we could play.
I said I would be in it but only if I could play drums.
Never played drums ever.
Now I'm very good.
Then I'm not sure.

Best story on that:
I saw Ramona K. at the Circle Bar and asked if she saw the band the previous night, MAXIMVS?
she said "No, were they good?"
And Chris Radcliffe interjected "NOOOOOOO!"
I said "Really? I heard they were great."
He said "Garbage, bro."
"What was wrong with 'em?"
"The drummer was HORRIBLE. No syncopation at all. He just hit all the drums at the same time!"
Wasn't that the point?
I guess Chris didn't recognize me out of the toga.